Where Are the Killer Heatwaves Gordon Brown Say Would Happen Because of Unchecked Global Warming?

I suppose the secret is out now. That thing on Gordon Brown's neck, is actually a pair of ocks. The sounds you hear projecting from it, which are much like "global warming this", or "appeasement that", are actually just very complex random flatulence. Think of it kind of like the sounds you hear when you record an audio cette at a "haunted house".